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New Article [04/06/08] How Stupid ARE You?

So you want free healthcare, huh? If you still want it after reading this, I feel bad for everyone that knows you.
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White guilt is stupid! And just to accentuate the idiocy of voting for someone to look "tolerant", I made my own Obamania slogan. I thought of that while making a sandwich with a recipe stolen from slaves while a black person cleaned my house and called me "massa".
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New Hatemail [12/17/07] Viva Mexico

Chinga Tu Madre (posted 10/08/07) may have actually inspired an illegal immigrant to learn English! I post, you decide.

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A Stern Defense Of Michael Vick [11/28/06]

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