2006 ARTICLES

I Think I'm A Clone Now

Some People Should Have Been Aborted

10 Things You Have To Know About Me

The Media Thinks You Are Stupid

Country's BBQ Waitresses Suck, Part 1

Country's BBQ Waitresses Suck, Part 2

Not Having A Cold Sucks

Wasting My Own Time...On Purpose

Falcons 20, Media 0

Erection 2006 - Battle For The Universe

Democrat Extremists And Liberal Muslims

Republicans Are Turning Into Little Bitches

Dr. Phuk And His Loyal Army Of Morons

Epic, Kiss My Ass

Finally, A Reason For AOL To Exist

Christmas Trees and Ripoffs

2007 ARTICLES

The Falcons' Next Coach Is...

The Scourge Of Dan Mcgillicuddy

And Iraaan, Iran So Far Awaaay...

Jury Duty - Proving Americans Are Stupid For 200 Years

Pork: It's What's for dinner

Americans Are Not Just Dumb, They're Assholes

Hey Nathan Morgan - Fuck You

Shrek the Turd

Since When Is Success A Bad Thing?

The Thilo Interview

You Don't Need A Fucking Quiz

Chinga tu Madre

Oprah Winfrey: Massive Failure

A Tutorial In Awesomeness

Another Stern Defense of Michael Vick

Things to Be Thankful For (2007)

2008 ARTICLES

Things To Be Thankful For: 2008 Edition

So You Banged Your Teacher

Episode II: Attack of the Retarded Obama Supporters

Oprah, Just Shut The Fuck Up

Why I Hate Your Children 3

LOL OMG TXT MSG 1111

Retard Thunder

Seriously, How Dumb Are You?

I Went To Six Flags

Voting For Change Is Stupid

Career Builder Sucks Ass

I'm Fired!

You're Damn Straight It's An Issue!

How Stupid ARE You?

The Tornado Warning 500

Support Free Speech

Things To Be Thankful For