Two Christmas' ago, I took the fam to eat at Country's. Don't get me wrong, we dig the food. The atmosphere is just redneck enough for me, and the tea rocks! But all is not perfect in Jim's world. We show up and there's a 45 minute wait. Well, we want Country's so we wait - in the cold.
After finally being seated, we wait 10 minutes for anyone to even come get our drink order. This chick had to be some Auburn skank. She spent more time talking to the other waitresses and flipping her hair than she did waiting on us.
After another skank-related delay, we finally get our drinks. So we spend the next 30 minutes sipping on tea and watered-down Coke, waiting to place our order. NOT waiting for our food. WAITING TO ORDER. Finally our serving skank comes and gets our order. Guess how long we wait for our food. 10 minutes? 20 minutes? 35 FUCKING MINUTES. Did they have to grow a cow? It's a BBQ joint, you would think they had some BBQ ready.
The bitch finally brings our food. It's on the table five minutes. No-one is done eating. Not oldest daughter, nor baby sister, not even my big-titted bride. I'm in the middle of taking a bite off my still VERY FULL plate, and the serving skank shows up and asks "Would you guys like a to-go box?" Forget an abbreviation - WHAT THE FUCK? If those of you at home have been keeping score, I spent an hour and 35 minutes waiting to eat, and 5 minutes eating.
I literally saw red. I cussed her, I cussed the other customers, I swore at the manager, I may have even blamed Nonz and I didn't even know him yet. I was that pissed. How dare this skanky little Auburn whore try to move me out of the way! I asked her "What the FUCK? Do you think you're going to get someone over here with more money for a better tip? Do I not look rich enough to sit here and eat my food I waited a fucking hour and a half for?"
She cried, which made me happy. The other customers all looked shock, which also ruled. The manager comped my meal, and tried to give me a card for free meals for a while. I told her " shove it up your ass - I'm never coming back", then cussed and raised 9 kinds of hell all the way out the door. Rude bitch ruined my evening and my dinner plans for two years.
But as you will see in Part 2, I did go back. My mistake.
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