Most media pundits these days are focused on one thing - the election in November. Every bit of coverage you see in the news is completely political in nature. Whether it's an interview with President Bush or a story about a baby who drives stock cars, everyone finds a way to slam the Republicans about something. The media hypocrisy is astounding. But this is turning into one hell of an oversold election.

In a recent interview, Katie Couric repeated the old "Aren't we really creating MORE terrorists?" question to W. He promptly stuck his foot in her ass. Every time Bush gets tough his numbers go up, which is why I do not understand why he lets the liberals set the tone so much. But it is reassuring to see him start standing up to these idiots in the final few weeks. Charlie Gibson asked him, " What would spell victory? Will my grandkids grow up still at war?". Same old shit from the same stupid people. But George finally shot back. "Did Harry Truman have an answer about the cold war? Could he have known it would last 30 years? Or possibly imagine an actor would end it?" Then he went on to explain it's a war of ideology, much like our battle with communism and nazi-ism.

It's good to see the prez grow his balls back, but he still needs to be more assertive. Here's my question and answer session if I was President :

Q: Mr. Smash, where are the weapons of mass distruction?
A: Probably in Syria. Why the fuck do you keep askin' that? You know he had 'em; he used 'em on his own peeps. Have you not seen his trial goin' on?

Q: But Mr. President, aren't we creating more terrorists with our policies in Israel and Iraq?
A: So fucking what? Why is it always OUR fault with you assholes? As for standing with Isreal, would you abandon one of your homies because some dickhead started shit with them? Wait, you probably would. You're a pussy.

Q: Mr. President, that's innapropriate speech. I would appreciate a little respect.
A: Fuck you. Where was my respect during the hurricane? How was it my fault 100,000 people were too stupid or lazy to get out of the way of a category five hurricane? You even tried to blame 9/11 on me after only being in office for four months. Who are you, anyway; the free speech police? Only the media can talk shit about folks? You're shittin' me.

Q: Getting back to the subject, isn't Iraq just a diversion from the war on terror?
A: Do you pay attention to anything other than what comes out of your mouth? We were still AT WAR with Iraq when 9/11 happened. With Al Qaeda becoming such a major force, you have to finish the old shit first. Hussein wanted to hit us, he just never got the chance cause we kicked his ass.

Q: But what about the search for Bin Laden? Aren't we wasting resources in Iraq?
A: You need to ask Bill Clinton about Bin Laden. That dip-stick had him and let him go. He can't deny it either, cause it's on tape. As for Iraq, if you want Iran to overrun it and turn the middle-east into a war machine to rival nazi Germany, fine we'll leave.

Q: Many in the mainstream have criticized you for your choices in your cabinet. After the resignation of Dr. Rice, you nominated Seargent Slaughter to Secretary of State. Do you feel that was a prudent choice?
A: Haven't you seen G.I. Joe? The Sarge completely demolished Cobra. He doesn't take gruff from any terrorist or middle-easterner-er. Just ask The Iron Shiek.

Q: In the wake of the Valerie Plame scandal, many have called for the resignation of your vice president, the Ultimate Warrior. Will you heed those calls, and do you think he leaked the name?
A: Of course he leaked the name. It wasn't really a secret. You've all heard his incoherent babbling. Hell, he spent about a week where all he did was pace the oval office muttering "Valerie Plame, the spirit of the warrior will crush you!" Who gets rid of a guy like that? Besides, I need an ass or two kicked around here every now and then. He's great in those situations. Plus, he runs to his press conferences with his theme music blaring. That rocks!

Q: Isn't your administration filled with overly agressive and mentally unstable warmongers? Do you not feel a need to negotiate with our enemies to avoid a lengthy war?
A: Once again, refer to my earlier comment about you being a pussy. You can't negotiate with people who want you dead. Not just me, or all republicans, or only christians. You, me, vice prez. Warrior, Sec. Slaughter, all of us dead. What do you offer someone who will only accept death? "Ok, how about just the south? Or maybe just the poor. We'll give you all the christians and jews, you let us keep California. How about it?" I choose lengthy war over choosing who lives and dies to appease zealous assholes who want us ALL dead. Warrior, we're out!

Apart from the Rep's acting like the world will end if they lose, this really is an important election. And the dems winning won't be such a bad thing, anyway. Two years of constant investigations, tax raises, and reversals in the war will make sure the 2008 election puts Reps back in power for 12 more years. So go ahead and vote for the left with pride. Doing so will make sure the entire American population sees who they really are.

Power - hungry nutjobs who care more about Bill Clinton's legacy than whether you are safe, employed, or even reperesented in the government.