As you may have read on the front page, I am now listed at DrakeGTA (edit - Drake no longer posts rant sites, so credit here now goes to Rantlister.com). This is very cool to me because now maybe someone will actually read and react to the bile I spew from my mouth and brain. Another cool thing is my first confirmed victim. Someone I manged to start crying within the first three posts. None other than the lame-ass PageSkyMeister.

After being listed, D. Nonzarelli suggested I check the forums at Drake for some really cool arguments and posts from some Aussie rejects. Lo and behold, one of the rejects had already seen me and taken it upon himself to start a topic about yours truly. I appreciate the defense and props I recieved from Drake and Proto Ogre, but I decided to take this a step further. The little fucker seemed to think my rant site sucked because I talked so much about Nonzarelli, yet affore-mentioned fuckjob and one of his butt-buddies had spent time and effort in the past to assault the Nonz. Did you change allegiance all of a sudden, and felt the need to come to Nonz's defense? I didn't think so.

But in order to better prepare myself for future inane and misspelled attacks, I decided to check out SkyMeister's site. Jesus-titty-fuckin-christ, what a disaster! This prick had the cajones to rag MY site? I started with the most recent post of supposedly funny jokes. This was my fault for expecting ANY of them to be the least bit humorous. Metallica jokes? Who the fuck even cares about them anymore? And that shit was LAME. I've seen better material etched into wet cement by 5 year olds.

Next up was a post of pictures that were intended to "split your sides". Keyboard characters. Shit beginning computer programmers do in 6th grade when they have a substitute. I'm surprised he didn't put up "80085" and say "It's says 'boobs' (snort, snort) (chortle) (gag)". Then it was on to "the funniest thing ever". I actually had some hope for this page when it first loaded, and saw the top pic. But to get to the next pic you have to scroll....and scroll....and scroll....and scroll. And for what? A pic he put together with Windows paint? Or better yet, one he drew on with a computerized crayon. Osama with a nut sac on his turban...wow, you're the fucking next Van Gogh.

And then there's his "saucy" story about going to some fuckin carnival. I hope that wasn't meant to be beleved. If you did put your child penis in some clown's mouth, you deserve whichever particular form of HIQ you come down with. He spends half the story calling his friend a 'pussy' and 'gay', yet mentions on the ride home he got his "dick wet again" after claiming the girl had left. He may have told us all a little something about himself with that one. He had just set his friend on fire, then proceeded to take advantage of him in this incapacitated state. That looks like homersexual molestation to this redneck.

Half his posts are replies to people who write about him and his stupidity (look for one on me soon, which will be linked to Bob Smash). Email replies, knock-knock jokes, and preschool cartoons do not a rant page make. Do you not know how to work email, or were you just trying (in vain) to embarrass the other ranter? Or was it for your millions............and millions of loyal fans? Shit like that can be done on the forum, or with IM, or through snail mail even. From what I've read of you and Gothrix, you attacked first. Just like you attacked Proto, Nonz, and me. None of us really give a fuck, we just hate to see good bandwidth ruined by your whining and inarticulate slander. If you are going to waste Al Gore's invention, at least learn a little something about basic web design. I put pages together like yours on a fucked-up little Aplle IIe in 1987. IN BASIC!

I do have one prop for the SkyMeister. His post on Rachel Kinski, apart from her being smoking hot (just underage), is actually funny. The pics were perfect for the jokes, and I actually laughed at that one. It may have been the only one, but it was good enough for a few minutes. Still spent too much time talking about someone else's cock, though. The post titles are all real good, but once you click the links the posts are about worthless as..............fuck, I don't know. They're just worthless.

This will be my only post dealing with SkyMeister. I'm sure he'll put up some bullshit on the forums, and post shit on his page repeating all this retarded crap I'm typing now, ala "I'm rubber, you're glue", but I'm one and done. I've already wasted enough of my time scrolling...and scrolling...and scrolling through the ignorance that is his site.