Recently in my hometown, we had a circus. It was a nice event designed to raise money for St. Jude's children charities, a non-profit group that helps families with kids who have severe burns. But who should show up yo ruin it? That's right - the protesters. And not your typical 30-something libs who are mad at everyone for having something or thinking something different. These were the worst kind of protesters. Underage brain dead imbeciles who could barely scrawl the letters to make their ignorant signs.

They come to protest the circus, a good cause that helps children, to try to save the animals. Never mind the humans. These libs all act like they are so concerned with your welfare, but that only matters in an election year. The rest of the time, we be damned and save the animals. I'll go over their claims point by point, and hopefully they will read this and realize their mistakes. And abort themselves before it's too late.

1. The animals are mistreated.
This is utter nonsense. As the day progressed, we learned from the "animal care" staff at the circus the protesters had not even shown up to look at the animals, or how they were kept. So we know they're spouting PETA 'talking points'. These animals had almost as good treatment as the terrorists at Club Gitmo, which is better than most ordinary prisoners get. They had more than adequate food and water, HEALTH care, and shade. With the exception of the ferocious beasts (lions, tigers, and australian teenagers), they were set up in a 'petting zoo' format, and the public were allowed to visit and pet all those possible.

2. Animals should not be caged.
Ask Roy Horn about that one. Some animals (and people) do indeed belong in cages. Not only for our safety but for theirs. If these animals were in the wild, not including being born in captivity, more than 75% of them would already have died from starvation, disease, or natural predators. Seems to me they're safer with us. They are definitely living better.

3. Save the animals.
Fuck that! Save the humans! How would you like some enviro-nazi to take your home so you wouldn't disturb a yellow throated new england warbler? Or how about California burning for months out of the year, all because shitbags like you want to 'protect' the environment. "You can't cut down that dead underbrush! You're not going to expand profits for 'big paper' and put these animals at risk!" Apart from all the HUMANS who are displaced by these fires, how many animals die in these fires? Seems to me YOU are a bigger threat to the environment than any logger, circus, or republican. These wildfires happen every year, affect thousands of lives, and are YOUR fault. That's right. If you can blame an act of nature on my president, I can blame one on you. Tool.

These numbskulls deserved to be trashed before birth. This incident also shows the need to completely renovate the public school system. High school kids should know better than to make a conclusion without doing some study and finding some facts. It's called 'the scientific method', and most of us learned it in 5th grade. All you had was a hypotheses backed up by 'talking points' fed to you by PETA, and probably some lib social studies, english, or art teacher at your school. In the past, some circuses were shitholes that abused the animals. But this isn't the 1930's. You tried to ruin a good time for a bunch of children, and possibly took money away from a great cause. And all you accomplished was to prove what everyone around here already thought.

Brookstone High School is full of assholes and retards. GO to the circus before you run your mouth about it.