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Am I A Gamma Irradiated Monster Or What?

News (09-29-06): You suck.


None Of These Links Are Actual Posts
(Updated: 10-10-06)

Doesn't That Suck?
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Phatweb Is A Hobbit
(Updated: 38-24-36)

D. Nonzarelli Is Actually John Heder
(Updated: 09-16-74)

Why I Hate Your Children
(Updated: 6-6-6)

Proto Ogre Is A Better Writer Than Me
(Updated: stardate 2356.9)

8 Million Reasons Why It Sucks To Be You
(Updated: paleolithic era)

Are You Actually Clicking These Links?
(Updated: never)

How Many Did You Try Before Realizing They All Go To The Same Page?
(Updated: 1945)

You Are A Tool If It Took More Than One
(Updated: 332 BC)


Read these classics or go to hell.

God Hates Immigrants
(Updated: 10-04-02)

My Kids Ate Yours
(Updated: 06-17-02)

The Ultimate Warrior And Me
(Updated: 09-02-02)

Eight Hundred Movies That Were Better Than "Ocean's Twelve"
(Updated: 08-11-02)

Your Mom Is A Filthy Crack Whore
(Updated: 01-13-02)



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