First moron, I'll enlighten you on some things. I like my site exactly like it is. I do it this way because my awesomeness dictates to do everything whichever way I feel. I don't want to do cascading style sheets, or get a template from someone else. Just a simple layout I can manage and update quickly. While I do have time to check out everyone's sites for updates, I don't have time to learn a new form of HTML. I have too much shit to do in the real world. Plus I have never seen a rule that my site couldn't look like this. Hell, most sites are direct ripoffs of Maddox. At least my weak design skills have spared me that.
Drake drop-kicked the list, as did Prophet. So now it's mine, and I'll run it any way I feel like. Pageskymeister and Phatweb were left off not for talking about me, but for ruining Prophet's forum and pissing off everyone there to the point almost everyone left. They are genuine assholes, and to top it off PSM has no talent. The fact you are upset they were left off is proof of your weakness. To their credit, they both have done some funny posts. Phatweb even made a hilarious gif of me morphing into Drake -
- at which I will always get a laugh. So you can keep your entire "You're not Drake" bullshit. Looks to me like I am. And while you're talking me about not doing my own work by using Drake's list, I had to hunt far and wide to get these links and finally found a cached page of Drake's. Neither he nor Prophet sent me the links before they deleted their sites. Think before you speak. As for saying "The Epic Zone" is retarded, I apologize for my typo. I only meant you personally, and I'm not sure you are the celebrity you claim to be so I made sure everyone knew who I was talking about. Maddox and Thilo people recognize, but had I written only "The Epic" random viewers would have been scratching their heads.
Your writing is pretty good at times, but you should never have blamed me for you missing articles from some teenaged asshole. And while you're running your mouth (or fingers, if you are that anal retentive) about someone's site design, remember yours is nothing more than a glorified blog. And gray at that. The worst part of my two weekly updates is trying to read the shit on your page. "He doesn't include Phatweb or Pageskymeister because they've talked badly about him. Although I can't prove that, I bet it's true." Not only are you retarded, you have to make shit up. And I left off the "It's on mine now" because it had no value to the point I was making. Keeping it up there would have been as stupid as Ralphie's " a football is a bad gift" in his theme about his Red Ryder BBGun.
In closing, no one attacked your site. I just pointed out something dumb you said. All those who have had to deal with PSM and Phagweb (their forum nicknames) agree. It shouldn't make a fuck to you they're not listed at BobSmash, as neither one of them has contacted me complaining or begging to be let back on. Run your own list, there's nothing stopping you. If you can send more viewers to read excellent writers like John Surname, The Dumpster Keeper, and ProtoOgre all the better. But do it yourself like I am, and don't complain when I don't update people on your list. It only makes you look like a fool. And if my shit sucks so much, why are you right clicking it anyway? As you started doing your new list before I did, you should have already had your shit together. Your list was up for two weeks before I got the re-direct from Drake. Now you look even dumber.
It seems your A student is trying to copy off my D&D player's paper. Cheater. You get an F- on this one.
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