That's right. It's not a typo and I'm not high. You motherfuckers get on my damn nerves. I see stories on the news everytime another ban goes into effect where some crybaby wants to complain they can no longer light up indoors and give us all cancer with their second hand smoke. I'm sorry, I didn't realize your right to smoke overruled my rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. All three of which you stomp on by blowing your fumes around when me and my kids are trying to eat or pick out some clothes. Exhaust is nasty and toxic, whether it's from Dale Jr.'s car or that hole in your face you normally have a dick in.
You want to know the real reason people are so adamant about banning smoking? It has nothing to do with health. It's because most (and by that I mean 99.99% of) smokers are rude, trashy assholes. I wouldn't mind you smoking indoors except for the fact when I ask you politely not to smoke around my children you reply with "Fuck you. It's a free country." That normally ends with a smoker getting knocked the fuck out. Or at least the evil eye if they're way bigger than me. You arrogant pricks thinking we have to put up with your bullshit is what really gets most people pissed off.
Another reason I personally want to see smoking in public banned period is you trashy sons of bitches flicking your goddam buttes all over the place. I'm a landscaper, and one of the most aggravating parts of my job is cleaning up all the fucking cigarettes around banks and shopping centers. Sometimes there are so many I have to get a leaf blower and blow them up in a pile so they can be scooped in a bag. And then some retarded asshole smoker - right on cue - will walk past the area where I'm working picking up cigarettes and flick their butte right on the ground. And they have to walk past a fucking ashtray to do it! I'm not going to bullshit you, I have actually almost gotten in fistfights over that. It's a good thing I like my job, or no bank manager would have been able to stop the beat downs I've been ready to hand out. Honestly, how rude and stupid do you have to be? The world is not your ashtray, dumbass.
I hope any smokers reading this now understand why us non-smokers no longer respect your smoking priveleges. That's correct, it's a privelege not a right. I'm no big fan of government making a decision for you. I hate seat belt laws. If some moron wants to endanger themselves against better judgement, I say go the fuck ahead. It helps to breed you drooling fools out of the population. Hell, if you want to ingest a product that you flat-out know is going to give you some nasty, terminal sickness I say go right the fuck ahead. But the buck stops where you think since you can do that to yourself it's okay to do it to me.
This is a sign you buttplugs better get used to if you're going to keep acting like we're all your bitches and you're our daddy. And the last report I saw about a smoking ban? The bitch they interviewed who was whining about having to stand out in the cold and rain to take a few hits off the most addictive substance in human existence that remains strangely legal ?
Right on camera the cunt flicked her butte on the ground instead of in the tray right beside her.
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