Since When Is Success A Bad Thing?

The saga of the dipshit who gave up the list continues. In the latest installment, the tool with the worst perm on earth and Random Brainwave contributor Prophet decided to post a new piece dedicated mostly to yours truly, Bob Smash. In his June 17 post titled " ED Delivers, Dealing With Bob & Other Such Internet Nonsense", our curly headed friend of questionable sexual orientation took it upon himself to defame me based on speculation, nonsense, lies, and an over inflated sense of his own worth.

Just to clarify a few things, here's a brief history lesson: When I first began doing my site, I was added to The List at DrakeGTA.com, which was being maintained in part by Prophet. After Drake found God and a girl that would fuck him, he quit his site, and naturally the list went to Prophet. He ran things for a month or so, then the updates started to fall off. I offered to help him the same way he had helped Drake, but my emails were un replied to. Soon, his site went down completely, and the list was left in limbo. I took it and ran. Due to my newness at coding and site design, I used a copy of Prophet's site I had downloaded to learn CSS ( cascading style sheets) just to get the list up and running again at BobSmash.com. I began making changes to get away from that design, but still gave Prophet full credit for the design. At this point he joins our new forum and decides to insult us all for doing something he himself had done for over a year, and had only stopped doing a month earlier. Being creative. That's right, doing something original. History lesson over.

So you think you're hot shit cause the sites you're on get lots of hits? You're a tool. You jumped on board a web site that simply posts reruns of TV shows - wow, you're as awesome as the board operator at the rundown UHF station on the outskirts of town that shows "The Beverly Hillbillies" four hours out of the day. The other page you hooked up with, Random Brainwave, was already well established before you joined. And unless I am wrong (which I rarely am) has not had a massive spike in viewer ship since you signed on. Probably because all your posts thus far have been RERUNS of either Wikipedia entries or whatever was on Entertainment Tonight last evening. Posting reruns somehow makes you better than me? Perhaps not all of my articles are well written, or even worth reading. But win or lose, it's still my work and something to be proud of. Not some bullshit everyone's already seen. As for the comparisons in viewer ship, my fellow ranters proved your hits are simply due to having the letters "TV" in your URL by buying a similar domain name as yours. Which brings me to my next point:

That's pretty creative there, Prophet. What did that take you, three, four hours? Since when is paying for a domain name a way to "pwn" someone? Hell, I pay for THREE domain names. My success in the real world affords me that ability, and I even pay for hosting. Not because I have to, because I CAN. I seem to remember a certain flaming haired faggot sending out a request for someone to "please pay for [him] a domain because [he's] so sick of dot TK". You were begging someone for a fucking handout, and stated specifically you couldn't afford a domain and hosting. How does being an internet leach make you better than me, assjacker? I even offered to pay it for you if you would pay me back, but you couldn't, could you?

As for a domain nobody visits, I lay that blame on you. In the weeks since I quit using that "sweet" layout you created, my hits have increased six fold. It may not be a massive number, but I don't have "TV Links" in my domain name, either. While using your layout, I was getting 8 hits a day. Last week, it was up to 16 hits a day, and this week jumped to 48 hits a day, all since ditching your layout. Fuck you and your "nobody visits" bullshit. So what I don't get the same viewer ship as Maddox. I also don't claim to be better than others while using a free web site, begging others to foot my bills, or piggybacking on the ideas and creativity of others.

Here's what some people had to say about your post:

You guys should be proud - losing friends and influencing people. Congratulations! Keep up the good work.
magicbellybutton | magicbellybutton.blogspot.com

Were your Prophet, UTW, Phatweb, PSM, and Drake characters so maxed out that you started creating a BobSmash character for your Warcraft games?
nonzarelli | The Breast Page In The Universe

Your an idiot Prophet. Randomly attacking someone and claiming (out of the blue?) that you are not threatened? Seems a bit childish. Your blog really isn't that great. Get over it.
Prophets Mom (Bagoda) | The Cesspool

Add in the comment by me and the reply from you, that's a whopping FIVE comments! You've hit the big time now! Now let's take this realistically: The comments from Nonz and Bagoda I sent you after telling them to read the post (they claim RB started going downhill after you joined, and I think they're right), one of the comments was me, and one was you. So with all your mighty viewer ship and supposed superiority to me, you managed ONE comment on your own. You must feel really special. Like a kid with Down's Syndrome who manages to put the ice cream cone in his mouth instead of on his shirt.

Here are the cold, hard facts about who's viewing what:

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=http%3A%2F%2Frandombrainwave.blogspot.com%2F

One can clearly see Random Brainwave is not in the top 100,000 and viewership is on a steady decline. Is it just a coincidence that Prophet is a contributor and RB's numbers are in descent? Down 50 fuckin' percent in three months. Perhaps this should be the new RB logo:

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http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=bobsmash.com

According to the Alexa graph, BobSmash.com is very much on the rise. Individual page views have gone down since I stopped housing the list on my index, but that's minor. The fact is you are full of shit, and frankly you're dragging John Surname down the fucking tubes. Oh yeah: the links are posted as well so you don't get the impression that just because I'm good with Photoshop, I somehow faked these graphs. Owned.
Alexa info sourced by Kobra of KobrasCorner.com, who also would like to tell Prophet to "blow a stiff one". Thank you, Kobra.

I loved your World Of Warcraft stab as well. Apart from the fact there are over 300 million people in my country alone and billions in the world, I must be the only Bob Smash out there. It doesn't matter I had to append my email address with "213" because "bobsmash" was already taken, it has to be me. Here's a hint, fart sniffer: I have a full time job, manage 3 web sites, raise three kids, go to anger management, and play in a rock band. I don't have time to involve myself in the one online game I would like to (NASCAR) let alone a life consuming epic such as WOW. But how could you possibly be able to find all thos Bob Smashes on WOW? Oh yeah, probably while you were making this video that mixes WOW with homosexuality:

But this brings us to the band. How is my being 32 and in a band a source of detriment? I GET PAID to play my music. Once again, what's so bad about success? Perhaps we do just play locally and don't have a multi-million dollar recording deal. I agree we have not been featured on an episode of "Cribs". However, I can still AFFORD to indulge myself in such a fashion. I can buy music gear when I want, and am respected locally for my playing and my abilities in a recording studio. I have even taught my techniques to other guitar players - what the fuck have you taught someone? Hopefully not hair care.

Jealousy is an ugly thing, Prophet. You are uncreative and unoriginal, and I am both of those. I am bald, you have gay '80s hair. I win again. I have facial hair, you have a turkey neck. Do I need to keep going? The fact is you proved yourself to be a tool not by quitting your site or the list, but by turning on us all as if you had somehow become better than us by joining the internet equivalent of a low signal UHF station. Until you decided to start on me again, you had done nothing creative on RB for over 6 months. And for what; not giving you credit for a site design that turns out was costing me viewers? Sorry, but I don't give respect to back stabbing fuckfaced rectal jockeys who turn on their supporters just to get a few internet hits.

I'm proud of my accomplishments, asswipe. I'm a bald fat guy. I have three beautiful daughters who love me, as well as a wife with big tits who loves me enough to not only seek help for her problems, but to go down on me at least twice a week. So what if Google only returned two search results for me. Blowjobs are better than page hits any day.