As one of my articles suggested, I'm getting a ridiculous amount of junk and scam mail. So now you lazy bastards have to actually type in my email address if you want to tell me how wrong, stupid, fat, or lazy I am. The few of you who actually think I'm awesome will have to suffer through this as well. Send all questions, comments, or orders to cease and decist to bob@bobsmash.com. Anything you send me automatically becomes property of BobSmash.com, and therefore material with which to illustrate either your ignorance or my brilliance.
Emails for VANPEAZY can be sent to me or to bullslasherinc@hotmail.com.
***WARNING***
If you send me hatemail and it is particularly stupid, your email
address will be posted
so my fans can help me ridicule you, and you will be sent horribly misspelled emails
promoting penis enlargement or informing you a relative died in Dhurkadhurkastan
.
