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[09/04/10] Your friendly former behemoth-sized angry bearded salad eating bastard has finally returned from the drudgery of only having my personal life to write about - therefore, I haven't been writing shit! But now it's time to unload once again on the sick, deranged masses that continue to piss me off almost to the point of seizures. That's right; every single god damned last one of you.

[01/22/10] I have moved the 2008 articles to the Archives, and edited a few for necessary reference changes - please go through them and find an all new reason to hate me! And don't forget about the new BobSmash fan page on Facebook!

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Latest Entries

[09/04/10] A Kind and Gentle Lesson in Bathroom Etiquette

My councilor recommended I try tolerance...

[01/22/10] Enough is Enough

It's time to set the record straight.


Best of the Archives

That's Why It's Called Jail, Bitch!

How To Fight With Your Wife

Hey Smokers - Fuck You

Why I Hate Your Children

So You Banged Your Teacher

A Stern Defense Of Michael Vick

Metallica vs. Megadeth - The Debate Is Over

Career Builder Sucks Ass

Eat a Dick, Angie!

Buy something, you cheap bastard!

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The Articles

A Kind and Gentle Lesson in Bathroom Etiquette [09/04/10]

Enough is Enough [01/22/10]

You're Black Now, Tiger - Be Proud [12/11/09]

The Rules of Engagement [12/08/09]

I'm Sorry, Auburn [11/15/09]

Eat a Dick, Angie [04/15/09]

Wear The Right Jersey Or Go Home Updated [01/04/09]

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